Buy My Music Or Just Take It...

I Just Want some Fans...

But mostly just "listens."
You can have my music but I want pizza.  Fair enough? Good trade right? Click the pic.

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It Goes Like This...

Wait...

No it doesn't...

I'm Not Pouting...

I'm Just Annoyed...

It Seems everything is designed to get me to jump off a tall building. I am revving my engine on a hysterical historical rant. Maybe I have a video that will do it for me. Let me look into my archives.

I need to apologize and I hope these following excuses will help you to forgive me. First I am 64 and officially-- a grouchy old man. Secondly my medication would make anyone borderline nuts. It is supposed to treat congestive heart failure which insists on adding 10 pounds of fluid a day that I then have to remove per day. Which helps erase memory. This perpetual condition is not ideal for making movies and music and websites and dealing with software. Then there is the interaction of senile old guy and 20 something tech supporters who just wish you would stop having technical problems and go away. I could go on but let's try to make peace. GK.

I Know What I Will Do Next.

You don't because you are lame.

But hey, you have a job and that is probably better.

Christmas on the Isthmus Take 2 (Or is it 3?)

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There are other versions too. You might as well accept these gifts. Don't forget to eat some cookies... Don't tell anyone but I got everybody life vests this year. The nice ones not the ones that get soggy and sink.

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Matter Matters by Gene Kalmes

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A killer story with teeth...

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Flagstaff 1979

Over 40 years ago...

I am looking for the dreams I had in abundance in all those years. Now I am hedging all my bets on the Buy Me A Coffee Ap.

Shut up.

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